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Hello, the world! Sort of new at this bit. This journal is indeed my sex journal, and as such is many things:

a) Friends Only. I'm pretty open about accepting people in, but if I know you personally and you just stumbled on this journal, I recommend you go back to my normal LJ. There are things here I really doubt you want to know. And frankly, if you really want to know, I probably really don't want you knowing.
b) Updated on a basis that no where near resembles frequent. I'm in France, I'm studying my butt off, and I've depressingly little time for fantasy, let alone actual contact. I'll probably get something up every other week.
c) Kinda TMI... but not really. I've dabbled in many other fields of various kink... so if you're really offended by bicuriousity, threesomes, anal sex, body modification in general, genital piercings in specific or toys (if this is the case, wtf are you doing here? This stuff is tame), shoo. Overall, I still have a lot to learn. That said,
d) by all means, please comment! If I go, "Dzoom, LayaSpot is the best vibrator ever," I welcome comments! "Yeah, but it's irksome to work and eats batteries. You should totally try iVibrator instead!" or "I totally agree. LayaSpot users unite!" Or, since it's likely the women who'd be using that comment: "I like doggy!" "Try X position: you get both a great ride and can see your partner's eyes." Go right ahead and comment; I won't bite you unless you supplicate, anyway.


On the fourteenth of May at the dawn of the day
With my gun on my shoulder to the woods I did stray.
In search of some game if the weather proved fair
To see could I get a shot at the bonny black hare.

Oh, I met a young girl there with her face as a rose
And her skin was as fair as the lily that blows.
I says "My fair maiden, why mumble you so?
Can you tell me where the bonny black hare do go?"

Oh, the answer she gave me, her answer was "No,
But it's under me apron they say it do go.
And if you'll not deceive me I vow and declare
We'll both go together to hunt the bonny black hare."

Well, I laid this girl down with her face to the sky,
And I took out my ramrod and my bullets likewise.
I says "Lock your legs round me and dig in with your heels
For the closer we get, oh, the better it feels."

The birds they were singing in the bushes and trees,
And the song that they sang was "Oh, she's easy to please."
I felt her heart quiver and I knew what I'd done
Says I "Have you had enough of my old sporting gun?"

Oh, the answer she gave me, her answer was "Nay,
It's not often young sportsmen like you come this way
And if your powder is willing and your bullets play fair,
Why don't you keep firing at the bonny black hare?"

"Oh, my powder is wasted and my bullets all gone.
My ramrod is limp and I cannot fire on.
But I'll be back in the morning and if you are still here,
We'll both go together to hunt the bonny black hare."

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